7 Days To Get Rid Of My Ex

John has seven days before Mercy, his fiancée, returns to Nigeria. His ex-girlfriend Happiness arrives with a pregnancy test kit and says he is the father, then moves in and refuses to leave. John believes she trapped him during a drunken one-night stand after their breakup, so he goes to his trusted friend Osas for help. To scare Happiness away, he hires an actress to play his traditional mother, who says an ancestral curse forbids marriage outside the village. In 7 Days To Get Rid Of My Ex, Happiness replies that love can break the curse. A fake priest insists the baby must be dedicated to the deity Okuku, and Happiness scares him off by declaring herself a priestess of a river goddess. John stages a police raid by accusing himself of dealing drugs, and the raid sends both of them running from the house. Happiness comes back as stubborn as ever, turns his office into a maternity celebration, and announces to everyone that he is expecting a boy. By the end of the week John kneels before Happiness, begs her to leave, and offers her a house, a car, and a monthly allowance. She refuses, says the child is his, and suggests they share the home as two wives under the same roof. Osas uncovers the truth: Happiness has never been pregnant by John. She is a married woman with children, and the baby belongs to her husband. Confronted with the evidence, she packs her luggage, exchanges hostile words with John, and storms away in a car. John watches her go, relieved, and gives thanks that Mercy's road is finally clear.